Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Beauty is....Sock Monkeys!!

So I've entered my school's Reflections Art project contest.

The theme is "Beauty is..." and so I did a Sock Monkey visual art project.

It's really funny. I used red construction paper and took a bunch of pictures of my sock monkey at a playground. I glued them onto the construction paper, punched holes around the edges and then I took red yarn and threaded it through the holes to make the border match the red yarn of a sock monkey.

Lots of people told me that my art project is funny, awesome and cool. I had fun posing my sock monkey at the playground. My favorite picture of him is when he was on the swing sitting there looking at the camera. He smiled for all the pictures. :) He's so beautiful. He's my baby!

I hope my project gets chosen for the next level because then it will be shown at one of the local Art Museums. That would mean I'm a real artist because I would get to have my first gallery exhibit.

Did You Know...

Dear Peoples:

I just wanted you to know if you want to read a boring, negative, nerdy blog, click here. On the other hand, if you want to read an entertaining, funny, and fascinating blog, stay here at Canadian Sock Monkey.

If you decided to go to Conicle's blog, what were you thinking?!!! If you decided to stay here though, you made a wise choice. I just thought I would warn you. Conicle is not the best blog in the world, even though he (Ha-nul Kim) thinks it is. Because he even sells books about his blog that don't look that interesting.

Well....as they say in Looney Tunes, th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Revenge of Canadian Sock Monkey

Dear Conicle:

If you keep on writing bad stuff about me on your blog, I will report you to the Blogger services team. If you don't stop writing rude things about me, they will shut you down.

I hope that makes you poop your pants.

Sincerely,

Canadian Sock Monkey

PS - I think your blog posts are very negative - don't you ever have anything nice to say about anybody or anything? You're only 10 years old. Lighten up and give it a break!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Great Wolf Lodge


I'm so excited! I'm spending Halloween at Great Wolf Lodge - it's my birthday celebration too in a couple of weeks. I've heard it rocks and that you get a magic wand. And they are having a Monster Mash costume dance and trick or treating and all kind of Halloween crafts that weekend. I'm going to dress as Snoopy the Red Baron. My brother went to Great Wolf Lodge last spring when he went to Washington, DC for a school trip and he said the waterslides are really fun. They also have this really cool spa there for kids called Scoops where you can get a facial with ice cream flavours. I was supposed to have a birthday party with friends and go roller skating but the roller skating place was booked so my parents decided to do this instead. Now I have to tell my friends I'm not going to have a party anymore.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

toys

There are some dumb toys out right now. Ben 10 alien force. So dumb you build aliens,dumb. And commercials you buy a toy that looks so great and when you get home you're like "this looked more cool on the commercial"because it worked and looked more cool. That happens to me all the time. I just wanted to say that bye.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Halloween

Halloween I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Halloween I'm going to make this short. I love Halloween I think you got that. It's pretty funny my mom was on facebook and she says to her friend, HALLOWEEN! - ALL HAIL-THE-WEENIE! and presses send. My brother and I break into laughter when my mom tells us this. that's all I wanted to tell you bye.

Things I Did Today

Hello sock monkey here, I'm here to tell you what I did today. If you think this is going to be boring then you're wrong. Here I go I got up ate s-l-o-w-l-y then went to sunday school now I'm blogging THE END. If you thought that was my story then you're wrong...again. Are you ready for my real story 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 here it is. I got up ate as s-l-o-w-l-y as I could thinking maybe mom won't make me go to sunday school so the best way to eat s-l-o-w-l-y is to have a t.v. In your kitchen it helps a lot. Then my mom starts yelling ''get dressed''to me and my brother so we did. I had to go to boring boring boringggggggg sunday school for two and a half hours and then home to blog that's my BETTER story bye.