Tuesday, May 11, 2010


Warning Twilight content: if you on Edwards team keep reading, if you're on team Jacob than boy are you not going to like this.

I bet you already know, I'm team Edward. So I was at school today, asking about 119 people what team they were on. Here's what I got, 85 people were on team Edward, and 39 people were on team Jacob. Here's some reasons you need to be team Edward. One, who got Bella? Edward. Who's better looking, in some words hot? Edward. And vampires are way better. Duh!

Think about it. How do I know all this? I've read 3 of the books. I love, love, love the books. Stehenie Meyer is a great author.

Signing off - the new biggest fan of Twilight,

Canadian Sock Monkey

Monday, January 11, 2010

New Year's Eve Dance

OK, so Ha-nul Kim posted on his blog that he got a picture of his friend and me together and called it "proof" - yeah right!! - and so I told him at school and I'm reminding him again that if he posts that picture anywhere or e-mails it to anyone, I will sit by his bedside every night whispering his name and when he turns on the light, I will have vanished.

PS - his little sister rocks!! She's so awesome. She was adorable at the dance - I wanted to dance with her.

PSS - I loved the root beer floats at the dance.

Monday, January 4, 2010

New Year's Eve Dance

OK, everybody. So you know my friend Ha-nul Kim? For the dance this coming Friday, I requested the song Party in the USA just to bug him and some of my other friends. It was just a joke and I was gonna erase it but when I found out how annoyed it made my friends, I decided to keep it on.

Every time I brought it up they would try to change the subject. Which is the funny thing making my friends nervous, especially Ha-nul Kim. And who likes Nickelback? Even though they put Hanna, Alberta on the map, which is not to be confused with Hannah Montana, ha ha get it? Hanna is a small town near where Calgary, where I used to live. But anyways, I still think they suck. Most Canadians don't like them. And whoever likes Nickelback who's reading this right now no offense. Except Ha-nul Kim. :)

Over and out,
Canadian Sock Monkey

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Booger Incident

So this guy in my class likes to pick his nose in front of people.

And most everyone is really grossed out by that. So this guy in my class walked up to my friend, showed her his booger, and said, "Does this look like flesh to you? My skin might be peeling." Which is totally disgusting. So I told Ha-nul Kim and he told someone else and then it got around the whole classroom and also to another class in around five minutes.

I never knew that rumors could be spread so fast. So it's just really, really disgusting that this guy would do that and so here's some advice to the people who pick their nose out there. Don't ask people if that's flesh or if your skin is peeling. Because that is by the way totally disgusting. Totally.

That's what I wanted to say about the booger incident on Friday.

Cease the Battle of the Blogs

Last Friday, I told Ha-nul Kim that I wanted to stop the Battle of the Blogs and how we fight a lot and I'm tired of putting up a fight.

Now the battle of the blogs is finally over and I'm really relieved. If you're reading this, Ha-nul Kim, then I'm just saying I'm really sorry for making all this commotion between us because of the starting of the year, we were really good friends. We laughed a lot and made jokes. And then something happened and it just stopped.

I think that your blog is really funny and I just think that you do a good job on your blog and remember, I got the idea of blogging from you. And now I love it. And so does my Sock Monkey.

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth

Dear Ha-nul Kim:

I am writing this on my blog because I'm really telling the truth, the whoel truth and nothing but the truth when I say I'm trying to be a nice person to you and for some reason, you're just not letting me. It's the whole truth and nothing but the truth when I say I'm not playing a joke and I'm really trying to be nice to you. And I'm sorry that I've done anything that's insulting to you. I'm really sorry and I want to start over.

Don't you remember the great times we had in Kindergarten? I just want you to think about it.


Canadian Sock Monkey

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Battle of the Blogs

Okay so Ha-nul Kim, the kid that runs the Conicle blog? I know him. He's in my class.

And he thinks he's better than me and that boys are better than girls. Well I've got some news for him ~ we're equals. Just in case he forgot though, I know the most powerful lawyer in the state. So I 'd watch out! And Ha-nul Kim, if you're reading this blog post right now, be afraid, be very afraid!

The reason we're battling is because we want people to think each our blogs are better than the other's blog. Does that make sense? But I think my blog is better because it has funny stories, You Tube clips, and books that I'm interested in. Plus, it has a theme and in case you didn't know, sock monkeys are really popular right now. You can find them in all the stores, like Target and Fuego and they even have sock monkey pajamas and t-shirts.

The Conicle blog doesn't have a theme. It's just about this kid who complains a lot and blogs how annoying girls are. And why have a blog if all you want to talk about is negative things? Just think about it.

That's why it's called the battle of the blogs.


PS - for all the boys out there who think that boys are better than girls, we're all equal.