The Booger Incident

So this guy in my class likes to pick his nose in front of people.

And most everyone is really grossed out by that. So this guy in my class walked up to my friend, showed her his booger, and said, "Does this look like flesh to you? My skin might be peeling." Which is totally disgusting. So I told Ha-nul Kim and he told someone else and then it got around the whole classroom and also to another class in around five minutes.

I never knew that rumors could be spread so fast. So it's just really, really disgusting that this guy would do that and so here's some advice to the people who pick their nose out there. Don't ask people if that's flesh or if your skin is peeling. Because that is by the way totally disgusting. Totally.

That's what I wanted to say about the booger incident on Friday.

Cease the Battle of the Blogs

Last Friday, I told Ha-nul Kim that I wanted to stop the Battle of the Blogs and how we fight a lot and I'm tired of putting up a fight.

Now the battle of the blogs is finally over and I'm really relieved. If you're reading this, Ha-nul Kim, then I'm just saying I'm really sorry for making all this commotion between us because of the starting of the year, we were really good friends. We laughed a lot and made jokes. And then something happened and it just stopped.

I think that your blog is really funny and I just think that you do a good job on your blog and remember, I got the idea of blogging from you. And now I love it. And so does my Sock Monkey.

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth

Dear Ha-nul Kim:

I am writing this on my blog because I'm really telling the truth, the whoel truth and nothing but the truth when I say I'm trying to be a nice person to you and for some reason, you're just not letting me. It's the whole truth and nothing but the truth when I say I'm not playing a joke and I'm really trying to be nice to you. And I'm sorry that I've done anything that's insulting to you. I'm really sorry and I want to start over.

Don't you remember the great times we had in Kindergarten? I just want you to think about it.

Sincerely,

Canadian Sock Monkey

Battle of the Blogs

Okay so Ha-nul Kim, the kid that runs the Conicle blog? I know him. He's in my class.

And he thinks he's better than me and that boys are better than girls. Well I've got some news for him ~ we're equals. Just in case he forgot though, I know the most powerful lawyer in the state. So I 'd watch out! And Ha-nul Kim, if you're reading this blog post right now, be afraid, be very afraid!

The reason we're battling is because we want people to think each our blogs are better than the other's blog. Does that make sense? But I think my blog is better because it has funny stories, You Tube clips, and books that I'm interested in. Plus, it has a theme and in case you didn't know, sock monkeys are really popular right now. You can find them in all the stores, like Target and Fuego and they even have sock monkey pajamas and t-shirts.

The Conicle blog doesn't have a theme. It's just about this kid who complains a lot and blogs how annoying girls are. And why have a blog if all you want to talk about is negative things? Just think about it.

That's why it's called the battle of the blogs.

Bye!

PS - for all the boys out there who think that boys are better than girls, we're all equal.

Beauty is....Sock Monkeys!!

So I've entered my school's Reflections Art project contest.

The theme is "Beauty is..." and so I did a Sock Monkey visual art project.

It's really funny. I used red construction paper and took a bunch of pictures of my sock monkey at a playground. I glued them onto the construction paper, punched holes around the edges and then I took red yarn and threaded it through the holes to make the border match the red yarn of a sock monkey.

Lots of people told me that my art project is funny, awesome and cool. I had fun posing my sock monkey at the playground. My favorite picture of him is when he was on the swing sitting there looking at the camera. He smiled for all the pictures. :) He's so beautiful. He's my baby!

I hope my project gets chosen for the next level because then it will be shown at one of the local Art Museums. That would mean I'm a real artist because I would get to have my first gallery exhibit.

Did You Know...

Dear Peoples:

I just wanted you to know if you want to read a boring, negative, nerdy blog, click here. On the other hand, if you want to read an entertaining, funny, and fascinating blog, stay here at Canadian Sock Monkey.

If you decided to go to Conicle's blog, what were you thinking?!!! If you decided to stay here though, you made a wise choice. I just thought I would warn you. Conicle is not the best blog in the world, even though he (Ha-nul Kim) thinks it is. Because he even sells books about his blog that don't look that interesting.

Well....as they say in Looney Tunes, th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Revenge of Canadian Sock Monkey

Dear Conicle:

If you keep on writing bad stuff about me on your blog, I will report you to the Blogger services team. If you don't stop writing rude things about me, they will shut you down.

I hope that makes you poop your pants.

Sincerely,

Canadian Sock Monkey

PS - I think your blog posts are very negative - don't you ever have anything nice to say about anybody or anything? You're only 10 years old. Lighten up and give it a break!

Great Wolf Lodge

I'm so excited! I'm spending Halloween at Great Wolf Lodge - it's my birthday celebration too in a couple of weeks. I've heard it rocks and that you get a magic wand. And they are having a Monster Mash costume dance and trick or treating and all kind of Halloween crafts that weekend. I'm going to dress as Snoopy the Red Baron. My brother went to Great Wolf Lodge last spring when he went to Washington, DC for a school trip and he said the waterslides are really fun. They also have this really cool spa there for kids called Scoops where you can get a facial with ice cream flavours. I was supposed to have a birthday party with friends and go roller skating but the roller skating place was booked so my parents decided to do this instead. Now I have to tell my friends I'm not going to have a party anymore.

toys

There are some dumb toys out right now. Ben 10 alien force. So dumb you build aliens,dumb. And commercials you buy a toy that looks so great and when you get home you're like "this looked more cool on the commercial"because it worked and looked more cool. That happens to me all the time. I just wanted to say that bye.

Halloween

Halloween I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Halloween I'm going to make this short. I love Halloween I think you got that. It's pretty funny my mom was on facebook and she says to her friend, HALLOWEEN! - ALL HAIL-THE-WEENIE! and presses send. My brother and I break into laughter when my mom tells us this. that's all I wanted to tell you bye.

Things I Did Today

Hello sock monkey here, I'm here to tell you what I did today. If you think this is going to be boring then you're wrong. Here I go I got up ate s-l-o-w-l-y then went to sunday school now I'm blogging THE END. If you thought that was my story then you're wrong...again. Are you ready for my real story 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 here it is. I got up ate as s-l-o-w-l-y as I could thinking maybe mom won't make me go to sunday school so the best way to eat s-l-o-w-l-y is to have a t.v. In your kitchen it helps a lot. Then my mom starts yelling ''get dressed''to me and my brother so we did. I had to go to boring boring boringggggggg sunday school for two and a half hours and then home to blog that's my BETTER story bye.

sock monkeys

I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sock monkeys. (Sigh) sock monkeys. Sock monkeys. (sigh) sock monkeys. I have a question for my fans. Do you like sock monkeys? If you don't why are you here?Really why are you here?But don't worry I don't always talk about sock monkeys. Just most of the time! But do read my other posts, Bye.